Sometimes I wish that dogs could talk. Yeah, like Underdog, or shit, even Scooby. Frank from Men in Black. Brian. YEAH Brian, from The Family Guy. Although my dogs would probably drink all my booze, if that were so.
Why would I like dogs to talk? Or at least MY dogs? Because I have a burning question that I LONG to find the answer to.
Why the HELL do dogs like to roll around in turkey poop??????????
If you live in New England, you may be blessed with seeing those wild turkeys roaming about. I tend to make my best turkey imitation and chase them off. Anyway! Mags just came in and, as usual, the smell hits me before I actually see the stank. She had it all around her neck and on her front legs. Does it feel good to roll in it? Do dogs like the smell of it? Or is it all about the rubbing that the dog will get when I attack her with a wet wipe or 50. I was NOT in the mood to bathe her, so a spot cleaning did the trick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I googled the whole "roll in poop" thing, and I know it's just a dog thing, but DAYum! You should be lucky that I don't have a smell-o-rama blog!