Joy to the World (Trenches Edition)

Joy to the world

Christmas is o'er

And Mommy's back at work.

The boyz are home

With Grams and Gramps

And eighty-million toys

(And zillions of twist-ties)

Yes, eighty, yes eighty

Zillion toys.

My house is trashed

With boxes and wrap

And needles off the tree.

And all the loot

Needs adult assembly

And batteries are required

And batteries are required

And batteries, and batteries

Are required.

Can't wait for Jan.

To rid the Trenches

Of all this Christmas crap.

Take down the tree

And lose some weight

And put away the toys (but where?)

And put away the toys (but where?)

And put, and put

Away the toys.

Comments

[Fairly Odd Mother]

I'm singing right along with you! Great lyrics.

[Alex Elliot]

Those twist ties drive me nuts! I swear they multiple.