Superbowl Schmuperbowl

I've been asked at least three times this week to declare my allegiance to one of the teams playing in this weekend's big game, but the truth is I couldn't care less.

I wish I did care, but with the exception of tight pants on big men, wardrobe malfunctions, and witty commercials, the Super bowl holds little appeal to me.

Let's face it. I don't need the excuse of some yahoo football game to scarf down plates of extra cheesy nachos or drink too much beer. Heck - in my neck of the woods, that's what we call "breakfast."

All I can hope for this Sunday is something entertaining to hold my attention. Will Tom Brady split his pants while twisting his bad ankle? Will it snow in Phoenix? Will Immodium A.D. be named as the official sponsor of NFL?

I can only hope.

But for what it's worth, GO PATRIOTS!!!

Comments

[Fairly Odd Mother]

I just enjoyed trying to say the title to this post three times fast!

And, I need absolutely no reason to sit down with a plate of nachos and a beer.